Nicole Smith (agent_spoonman) wrote in litkids,
Nicole Smith
agent_spoonman
litkids

"What pretending causes"

This was me trying to work on my independent project. In the beginning I actually tried. 'Isn't even what I ended up turning in anyway.

FADE IN:

INT. HALLWAY - DAY
The hallway is long and fancy; marble floors and accents, bronze sculptures of famous people in nooks along the way. The ceiling is domed and made to look vaguely Renaissance, gold accents and fancy embellishments.

At the end of the hall is an office, quality wooden doors with thick frames and glass inserts. A desk and other office furniture can be seen through the door, all high-end and expensive.

Currently, NAME HERE is standing at the end of the hall, staring down it.

NAME HERE
I am a disguise so Nicole can pretend she is working.

Suddenly, an EXPLOSION!!!!!!

NAME HERE
How horrible! I am shockéd!

A DOG, walking on two feet and sporting incredibly curly bright purple hair, approaches Name Here.

ANTHROPOMORPHIC DOG
This is a mean abuse of what is otherwise a kickass image.

NAME HERE
At least, in the writer’s mind.

ANTHROPOMORPHIC DOG
Indeed.

Carnations sprout from the smoking ruins of the hallway and dance happily. An evanescent girl, ELISE, floats over.

ELISE
I’m typing away and looking busy too, though I’m actually working and being productive.

NAME HERE
(to DOG)
Yes she is.

The explosion REVERTS and everything goes back to normal except it’s all upside down and vaguely yellow.

ELISE
Well that was an interesting turn of events.

NAME HERE
The underlying subtleties in this piece make my sigmoid colon urk.

SAM, a lion with a huge mop of hair, tries to eat Elise.

SAM
Grr. I am a lion to some regard.

ELISE
I am afraid for my eternal soul!

The DOG does a little JIG, who then shows up.

JIG
I enjoy dancing. Ing.

Sam leaps into the air and somersaults for a few minutes.

ELISE
I am now calmed by the soothing vapors of your hot dancing, Allison.

JIG
At some point I will officially be called by my real name.

ELISE
But until then, let’s go driving!

The DOG turns into a Jeep Cherokee and everyone boards it. Elise tosses a lasso around Sam so her somersaulting self can be dragged along as well.

TO BE CONTINUED....

the first image was inspired by the second floor hallway of Enoch Pratt.
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